a guy bought a parrot from a pet store. He got the thing home and was showing it off to his girl friend and her parents when the parrot started cussing up a storm. Being embarrased he put the parrot back in his bed room. He called the pet store the next day explaining that all the parrot did was cuss. The sotre told him then if the parrot started cussing again to just pop him in the freezer for 30 minutes and that should take care of it.
Next day after work the guy came home and the parrot started cussing. he puts the parrot in the freezer for 30 minutes. When the time was up the removed the parrot and asked "are you gonna keep on cussing ?" The parrot responded "no I ain't gonna cuss any more and what ever that chicken did I sure aint gonna do that either"
two muffins are sitting in the oven, the first one turns to the other, and says "man, its getting hot in here" and the second muffin replys "oh my god! a talking muffin!!"
I don't know if you guys heard, but there will not be a Nativity sence at the White House this year.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in Washington.
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Next day after work the guy came home and the parrot started cussing. he puts the parrot in the freezer for 30 minutes. When the time was up the removed the parrot and asked "are you gonna keep on cussing ?" The parrot responded "no I ain't gonna cuss any more and what ever that chicken did I sure aint gonna do that either"
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin in Washington.